A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.
Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
Get the Five foot assholemug. by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021
Get the flat foot rollingmug. by zBxnq June 28, 2024
Get the looking like a footmug. When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.
If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.
The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.
by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021
Get the Duck Foot Pistolmug. 1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear
3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain
1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
2) I have hooker foot from those new heels
3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate
by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013
Get the Hooker Footmug. A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.
Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.
by killtryray August 17, 2021
Get the Universal Footmug. by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020
Get the Smurf’s footmug.