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Facebook liberal

n. someone who expresses constant online outrage in support of various progressive causes but provides no genuine, substantive advocacy
He's such a Facebook liberal; his wall posts are full of links to Huff Post and Amnesty Intl, but he hasn't voted in ten years.

Facebook Living 

Living a fake life on facebook. Making up lies in order to be appear to be something you arent.
His status said he's been at the gym everyday for the past five months, but he looks like he's only gone five times. Must be Facebook Living

Facebook Fail 

When someone posts something on facebook that is meant to get alot of likes, (ie. LMS or tbh ) and nobody likes it.

This almost never happens to popular people.
Guy 1: "Have you seen jennifer's stat? She posted a LMS 4 hours ago and NOBODY liked it haha"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
Facebook Fail by Dmjjmd2 August 7, 2011

Facebook Critic

1) One who exhibits judging events, comments, news and anything that will stir negative responses from other Facebook friends. Passive-Aggressive tendencies.

2) A person who likes a particular topic, or posts a link, then comments on it for the sole purpose of being a negative prick/or bitch. A ego-centric individual that is driven by sadistic tendencies, and mostly thinks of ones own self, without regarding how comments may effect others.

3) Person who lacks depth, empathy, and character.

Closely related to Facebook Narcissism
"Facebook Critic" is someone that posts, or comments on topics like politics and religion, knowing they will only stir negative responses sooner or later.

John: "Atheist's are full of Shit!"

Larry: "OK John, why are we full of Shit?"

Sue: " How about that Republican debate last night, what a bunch of losers!"

Jane: "@Sue, so Democrats are all winners?"
Facebook Critic by Ego Smasher December 23, 2011

facebook facade 

Posting Facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.
"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.
facebook facade by Socially inept December 12, 2013

Facebook Parents 

Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents