I don't even, I can't even

When someones met with such a high level of stupidity and bullshit they just don't know how to respond.

Weirdo With a Tinfoil hat"Schools are brainwashing us! We come from the moon! We are moon babies who eat moon cheese!"

Person"I don't even, i can't even..."

by mrperson123 August 11, 2017

Your curtains don't match your carpet

Simply Some one is trying to tell you that your hair colour does not match your pubes colour

ha ha hannah your curtains don't match your carpet

by -c-oNo-r- August 23, 2006

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

by Luigi July 11, 2004

I don't see me follow

A slang term often used by nuns that expresses their ineptitude and lack of intelligence on so many levels.

"The answer is right, see I don't me follow."

by andyfellovernet April 10, 2003

I don't want to ruin our friendship

In other words it means I don't want to go out with you, but I still want to be friends. Often used to let someone down gently.

I don't think we ought to date, I don't want to ruin our friendship

by Shaun01010 July 11, 2004

Don't nofo my mofo

A warning issued between butt monkeys that they are worshipping the same butt monkey King or Queen. Roughly translates to "get away from my Butt monkey King/Queen"

After Tim had be told to get away from Robin's butt monkey king he was so sad he tried to cheer himself up with a sac wax. Which resulted in a squeaky smooth scrotus, Tim was high as a kite.

by JONBOY June 11, 2003

Don't Hate cuz you can't Relate

Self-explanatory. For haters who are not relaters.

Hater: "Who cares if you invented a rhyming phrase."

Poet: "Don't hate cuz you can't relate."

by Newmagic November 21, 2010