Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded May 1, 2018

Christian Joseph

Christian Joseph is a sex god who is great at getting girls but doesn’t need one to complete him but gets one easily cause of his caring personality and that makes friends in a flash cause he is like a beacon of hope who every one needs

Christian Joseph is what every friend needs

by AJ Jones May 2, 2018

Christian

People who believe in the one true God. They are the best people to talk to about your problems, because what they are saying comes from God. They believe that the Bible, the Holy Trinity, etc. are true. They believe that Jesus died on the cross for your sins. It is not a religion, although it is a relationship with God.

"Bro, look at that Christian over there. I like Christians."
"Christians believe in God, right?"
"Yes."

by abbsxjonathan January 6, 2020

Christian B

Christian B is normally a simp. This means he does anything to impress any girl, claims false things that happened between him and girls.

Christian B is always trying to impress girls.

by Large fat black Jew nigger January 10, 2020

Christian

It’s a person who is a monkey/chango.They are very primitive person only understanding a few words at a time when you speak to one. They like to get groped all the time.They are also known to throw it back on niggas called Eduardo and Brian.

Hey Christian you’re a Chango/Monkey.

by Chris_da_Chango_11 January 31, 2020

Cafeteria Christianity

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Christian

This is the guy that everyone knows and likes yet he doesn't know it. He catches all the girl's attention, he makes heads turn when he walks into the room. He always has his Samsung wireless earbuds in no matter what situation. His mom works at roots so he always has the latest models and their iconic sweatpants. He has an older sister. Christian is usually a good student but the moment he forgets the homework the teacher comes around to see if it's done. He also has a blue or black water bottle.

"I like Christian," said Skye
"oh cool you should tell him"

by pop off kween November 13, 2020