Christian pancake

When someone cums on a bible during a service wait until it dries then eats it

Jamie jizzed on a bible and ate it when it dried - this is an example of the Christian pancake

by Urban dictionary is not ded May 1, 2018

Christian Joseph

Christian Joseph is a sex god who is great at getting girls but doesn’t need one to complete him but gets one easily cause of his caring personality and that makes friends in a flash cause he is like a beacon of hope who every one needs

Christian Joseph is what every friend needs

by AJ Jones May 2, 2018

jose-christian

Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male

Jose-Christian is the best name

by Black ops 2 March 28, 2017

Christian

The best friend you could ever have and yeah you might search up his name and find some church website but no he's the best he'll be there for you no matter what and love you till the end he's that person you can count and and love without feeling weird to say it he's also very cute and weird also very funny the person who will make you laugh so hard but still very caring.

I can always count on christian

Or I love christian

by CCChris2504 April 11, 2017

Christian

A Christian is the unique, one in a million, kind of guy. He is usually very strong, and he works harder then any other guy you know. He is extremely brace and isn't afraid to take risks. A Christian is tough and can move through hard times and get around big obstacles. He will never quit on you, and he will always be by your side. He is the kind of person that you just have to respect when you meet it. Christians are extremely trustworthy and you can trust them with your life or your secrets. He is the best boyfriend you can get. When you are tired or sad, he will wrap you in his giant long arms and protect you. Because they pride themselves on being loyal and protective to the people they love. A Christian is usually handsome and tall, with a smile that will make you blush. He is the star of the football team, and makes every other guy jealous. He is the best type of guy.

Hey that must be a Christian. Just looking at him makes me happy.

by JCE14 April 12, 2017

Christian

A weird and stupid guy

Christian is weird

by Christian is weird May 8, 2017

Christian

Christian is the type of guy who gets in trouble lots of the time, but is so hilarious! He makes everyone laugh and loves to get the attention. He tries to get girls' attentions, but he never gets the girl. However, Christian may not be as handsome as the other guys, he sure can make girls and people laugh!

Damn, I think Christian is so funny..

Ikr!

by bakedhyun September 4, 2017