Middle Child

A. K. A dishwasher

Who's the middle child in the family?
Oh, you mean the dishwasher?

by Gayle baula December 29, 2021

childe

ch-ee-l-de, child-dee

1. the youngest person in the friend group.

2. the annoying one who is some what nice
3. likes pineapple on pizza.

childe, be holy.

by allknowerbitch December 2, 2021

Child Of Silence

Someone who rambles to themselves on Twitter for no reason.

Jim: Man, Janet is such a Child Of Silence.
Jerry: Of course she is.

by Child Of Silence October 22, 2020

Natural child

Male version of love child

They had a natural child

by 459395 April 23, 2023

Astral child

A child that is born from a human as a spirit, due to them breeding with one.

(e.g. 'A god and human had an astral child together and he was raised by his divine parent in the godly realm').

by Diana Lucius DeCollis January 5, 2025

smart child

someone who procrastinates and leaves projects and test studying until the last minute, but then magically turns on 120% of their brain power to get everything done on time, and gets away with it because they still manage to get good grades somehow

the smart child who complained about bs-ing the test on three hours of sleep and their last fried brain cell got a 98

by on my last brain cell December 2, 2024

Child

TommyInnit

"why can't i go to the bar?"
Because you are a child"
"I AM NOT A CHILD, I AM A BIG MAN"

by PRESS THE BUTTON WILBUR November 6, 2020