creamy cheeks

the result of ass sweat, also known as creamy cheeks

Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks

by TheManfre September 7, 2018

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

by IppikiRouka October 13, 2018

Donkey cheeks

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.

“Boy you donkey cheeks”

by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018

Hamster Cheeking

putting things inside the foreskin of an uncut penis, stretching the skin so that it looks reminiscent of a hamster stuffing its cheeks full of food.

My new boyfriend proposed to me while he was naked. I couldn't figure out where he hid the ring, but now I think he was hamster cheeking it.

by petsmaster2007 December 14, 2018

Fat cheeks vallie

Valentina

Fat cheeks vallie is so weird

by 7y1 truths February 28, 2019

puffed-cheeks splutter

What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.

It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.

by QuacksO March 12, 2019

Sad Cheeks

When a person is being overly sad, salty butt hurt

My girlfriend is all sad cheeks that we didn't go watch Hamilton.

John: "How'd your date go?"

Jake: "It was cool until she saw her ex and got all sad cheeks."

by nickyparkn June 8, 2019