Candy Road

What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.

Friend: I need a new drift spot to touge
Me: bro, I got this sweet candy road for you

by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

Cotton Candy Me

Code name for :
He needs to smoke me out.
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He still needs to cotton candy me

by SylviaAHHA. November 7, 2007

Jeremy Candy

This phrase originates from Oregon and refers to small candies named "Starbursts" and this phrase is usually used at youth religious groups.

"I won a Jeremy Candy from on-gaurd"

by anonymous April 7, 2023

Devil's Candy

Practically, any substance that gives a pleasure, but is also deadly and dangerous. Therefore, it's labeled as such, trapped in dogmas, and/or under any kind of doctrine. Illegal, unsafe, unhealthy, deadly, risky, etc.

Person A: Have you ever tried some Devil's Candy?
Person B: No, what's that?
Person A: I've got some Heroin, an Afghan Brown, at a cheap price. Trust me, it's the best piece of candy you'd ever try!
Person B: OH!.. HOW MUCH?

by moozymathers January 15, 2019

candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

Candy Wrapper

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.

by Thirstybust December 1, 2023