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Canadian native

A group of fake natives who claim to be real. But only know how to eat maple syrup and snow cones
Canadian natives shouldn't be allowed in native american facebook groups.
by Lulzkr3w July 1, 2018
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canadian motorcycle

Jacob drove his canadian motorcycle to work today
by Jacob Rossing January 6, 2017
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Canadian special

When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off
Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh

Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight
by Silvershadow343 May 4, 2022
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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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canadian saxophone

It's like the unicorn, but with maple syrup.
Unicorn
by DJM92 June 13, 2018
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Canadian Security Intelligence Service

hey, do you work at the Canadian Security Intelligence Service?
lol no, i cant tell u lmao
by Lego Classified September 8, 2022
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Canadian Masturbate

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024
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