Cum Kleenex

When a guy takes a kleenex and cums on it then puts it back in the box so then some dumb broad grabs it and wipes cum all over there face.

Domenic: I just cummed in that kleenex.
Indy: Oh my god. Really?
Domenic: Watch
-MOMENTS LATER-
Ashley: THERES CUM ON MY FACE! EW.
Domenic: HA BITCH! i just gave you a cum kleenex

Cum Kleenex by Stephanie Giorgie March 9, 2008

cum bath 

a large amount of ejaculated fluid

Shut up or I'll give your girlfriend a cum bath

cum bath by joccino April 11, 2015

cum juggler

Describes the passing of semen from mouth-to-mouth after the act of fellatio.

"Rumour has it my mum's a right cum juggler"

cum juggler by Rhys June 18, 2006

cum-lube 

When a man have creampie into a woman vagina and another man or the same use the cum as lubricant for his dry penis.
when a man use a woman cum on his cock to fuck the same woman in the ass or fuck another woman

Right after Sam left a creampie in Samantha's pussy ,Peter used the cum-lube to fuck her again.
When Lily came over and over, Al cum-lubed her Ass

cum-lube by Mr Horney January 25, 2011

Cum Fairy 

a magical being that leaves cum in unexpected places can also be know as a Charlie Wood can also be used as an excuse to explain white staines in the bed

Man looks Like Charlie Wood visited you last night coz theres no way u got lucky or wo looks like the cum fairy visited you last night

Cum Fairy by telie December 24, 2005

cum slut 

A girl who has been completely sheltered her whole childhood, from anything sexual. When said girl gets to go off to college, she then finds herself driven mad by the desire to drink down as much of that delicious love juice as possible...mmm

poor Ana was so sheltered as a child that when she had her first cock sucking experiance, she was immediatly turned into a cock-sucking cum slut. aka, me

cum slut by Ana Natile May 13, 2006

cum blanket 

The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.

Dude, I always remove the cum blanket first thing upon checkin!

cum blanket by jamie March 4, 2003