Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind

Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!

by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 7, 2021

chracistmas

When a racist person finds a way to spin Christmas into a racist comment.

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas."

"Why does it have to be a WHITE Christmas?"

"Oh, you mean, Chracistmas?"

by Gaerlan December 25, 2018

Chrismantha

A relationship that has no moves whatsoever.

Ugh Ethan and Chriselda are literally chrismantha right now.

by K33yal January 30, 2020

Nathan Chrestman

A super cool gay landscaper. He has a really big wiener and loves his friends, his jeep and his country.

Hey have you guys seen Nathan Chrestman lately, he got a sick new jeep?

by Mr_sexlessmarriage June 25, 2022

Christmahanukwanzakah

The way to make it seem as if all 3 holidays are equal, but christmas is really the top, hannukah middle and kwanzaa on the bottom

Man: HAPPY CHRISTMAHANUKWANZAKAH!
Man2: shut up man, you mean christmas you racist pig

by Snortsnort December 2, 2007

Christmacide

What happens when you commit suicide at Christmas. This is a popular time to kill yourself as many people become depressed at this time of year.

Frank: Did you hear what happened to Bob?

Jim: No, what happened?

Frank: He committed Christmacide! His wife left him and he just lost it!

by prezstain1 May 10, 2009

Christasses

Faux Christians who use a relgous figure followed by many to excuse their participation in atrocities.

The Christasses were quick to applaud the caging and abuse of children in the US.

by Sotatty June 19, 2018