Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020

Ground Beef Poptart

When you shit on a piece of toast and spread it around to look like pop tart frosting

"Did you hear about Joshua?"

"No, what happened?"

"He got dared to eat some ground beef poptarts died."

by UIVsauce January 14, 2021

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Black Market Beef

When you have serious issues with another person, but they have no idea; carrying on leading a life of blissful ignorance.

“Did you hear what Kyle said earlier? I’ve got real Black Market Beef with that guy. Wish I had the balls to tell him, but he’d probably kick my ass.”

by KayBlue92 July 29, 2022

Madam Roast Beef

The most handsome streamer in existence! Gaymer! The best friend you can ask for. Always finds a way to make you laugh or smile

Look! it's that gorgeous Madam Roast Beef streaming Fortnite!! He's so handsome!

by BaronEsse January 29, 2021

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Beef Hula Hoop

A small penis in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020