Ninja Ball

The act of farting into one's own hand, then "throwing" it into an unsuspecting target's face.

"Brian threw a ninja ball into Greg's mouth."

by Joe May 27, 2006

nipple ball

the natural phenomena occuring in teen males roughly between the ages of 13-17. the said phenomena occurs when the male nipple and the immediate area behind it develops a hard tissue in the form of a ball, sans "Nipple Ball." this "ball" generally stays for the duration of puberty and is extremely sensitive to touch, especially titty twisters, which in some cases, have been known to cause cancer in men with nipple ball. if you are affected by nipple ball, keep them safe at *ALL* costs.

*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.

Toby: Hey, what the fuck is this hard thing on my nipple? It hurts like a mother fucker when I touch it.

Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.

by john himself June 6, 2005

Ball is Life

A term used by fake ballers, whom think of themselves as the next Lebron, wear elite socks, and generally play basketball often. However it is overused often and taken out of context.

James : Yo, we balling today.
Jim : Yeah bro, ball is life.

by Ballislifeguyyy May 23, 2013

ball batter

a males seamen

i covered her face in my ball batter last night

by bjcrabatho March 19, 2009

Ball Bagging

When a male is analy penetrating a women and his ball sack continually slams into her vag. Causing twice the pleasure for her

Last night Mindy let me put it in her ass so i returned the favor and ball bagged her. She enjoyed it. (ball bagging)

by Tim G and Dan D August 8, 2008

ball breaker

any task, especially requiring physical strength and endurance, that is extremely diificult. Usually used by or applied to males

During SEAL training the five mile swim is a ball breaker for many recruits.

At the end of my six mile run when I got to the mountain I thought it would be a ball breaker.

by Canicum March 4, 2005

red balls

Unlike blue balls, red balls occur strictly BECAUSE one is engaging in sexual intercourse. Most often the result of going balls deep in a menstruating woman. If this occurs during a non-menstrual cycle, stop having sex with little girls and/or seek medical help immediately.

Yo, son! Last night I was banging this chick, but she didn't tell me it was shark week. I woke up and I had red balls. Damn, I should have been on the discovery channel.

by Dr, Balls, Esq. July 30, 2009