Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

Baby Tina

The Worst Baby Ever Made

"Do you like Baby Tina?"
"No."

by BrownBoiTTV August 12, 2021

baby-banking

When a parent obtains an extra helping of food for their child with intent of eating said food for themselves.

There he goes again, baby-banking a slice of pizza that I just bought. Everyone knows his child will not eat the whole thing and it is just for him.

by GhostSpider August 28, 2021

Teeth babies

The leftover remnants of cum between your teeth after sucking someone off

"Did you see jessica's smile in that photo? She has Teeth babies."

"My girl gave me top last night and she woke up with Teeth babies"

by Napevation June 12, 2021

Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe

teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021

Baby BaconBoi

BaconBoi but a baby, character from my upcoming show called: BabyBaconBoi Adventures.

-"I had this thing called oatmeal, it felt like Brody invented it, Brody said it already existed, it made me feel a little hyper, I kinda liked it". -BBBA episode 1, BaconBoi's birthday. (Duckie takes the cake.)

hey there Baby BaconBoi!

by BaconBoiurban May 23, 2021