Ghetto Blaster

A rocket launching portable false bit larger (more so then usual portable players but smaller than a 80’s family stereo system) cassette player invented by M

“it’s something we’re inventing for the Americans l. I call it a ghetto blaster” - Q in 1987’s The Living Daylights.

by Cdn_Stoner_420_247 September 26, 2019

Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut

I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.

by Baja blaster October 10, 2019

Pond blaster

Cumming in the sink

Person 1: Im gonna fucking hit you with thePond blaster

Person 2: no! I dont know what that means. yet.

Person 1: (n) An excretion. A powerful extrection

Person 2: I dont think thats what it means i think its Cumming in the sink, I dont know bout you

by gamer yoda November 19, 2019

Boy Blast

The act of a man ejaculating

yo, i was with Jake the other day and he committed a wicked boy blast all over my back!

by MoltenMarbles October 19, 2019

burgler blast

The act of breaking into someone's home while the occupants are asleep, then masterbating on them. Once finished quietly leave.

Hey Dave I saw that girl from the gas station yesterday followed her home and gave her a burgler blast

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

coochie blast

To Coochie blast is to finger a girl hard she cums almost instantly

Bro she bet it was impossible to make her cum in a minute so I’m gona coochie blast her tonight and prove her wrong

by Notnickkkkkkk November 3, 2019

Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.

by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019