Anti-shit-gasm

When you think you need to take a dump, go and sit on the toilet for minutes, nothing comes out, so you stand up and leave feeling somewhat unaccomplished and awkward.

Geoff: Dude I just took a 3 minute sitter
Bill: I know how you feel, I had an Anti-shit-gasm myself this morning
Geoff: Did you flush? I never know whether to flush

by cardi3 October 16, 2010

Anti-Internet Movement

Any group of people who are opposed to using the internet or being on it all the time.

I personally consider myself part of the anti-internet movement, but I only use the internet for research purposes because in my opinion people should really use it more seriously and not treat it like some fun digital toy. The internet really is a serious place.

by CelticEagle February 17, 2019

Anti Brony Coalition

A group of people dedicated to cataloguing the ridiculous behavior of bronies, adult fans of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Considered noteworthy for their ability to write a paragraph-long rant against bronies without resorting to petty stereotypes, a trait long sought after by cringefags and EDiots.

Anti-bronies? Man, these 10-year old homophobes aren't true anti-bronies. The Anti Brony Coalition are the only ones that make any damn sense. As a brony, I can put up with them.

by MayorMustachioOfficial July 30, 2015

anti first law

When you get to a picture with no comments, instead of saying 'first', you say -anti first law- to prevent others from saying 'first'.

Comments:

Russell Derpson: ‎-anti first law-
10 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: first!
8 seconds ago

Moin McDerp: dammit
2 seconds ago

by Rage Guy April 8, 2012

Anti-Simp Sentiment

Hostility to, or prejudiced against simps.

Aaron: I'm a pro ass supporter.

Gabriel: Me too, bro. This girl in first period has a big ol' fat ass. Wanna clap that shit. I think she likes me bro.

Aaron: No wtf, I literally don't mean I glorify ass. Its a abbreviation of "anti-simp sentiment." you loser, lmao.

by ediot101 May 2, 2020

anti-community service

Someone that does the opposite of community service

I'm going to go support anti-community service and chop trees down with a big, gas powered chiansaw to raise the CO2 levels in the world to kill off the population.

by pseudonym # 33 March 30, 2009

anti-friend zone

A category into which people (usually romantic interests) who you feel strongly for to the extent that sharing a friendship would not be satisfactory to you are placed.

"What are you gonna do? She say's she just wants to be friends."
"Nah man, she's in the anti-friend zone. It would just be too awkward."

by binarytondic June 7, 2014