Alabama Butterfly

when you put your thumbs in your cousins ass and wave your hands like a butterfly

I was having sex with my cousin and gave her a beautiful Alabama butterfly

by Cuznfucker69 September 9, 2025

Alabama Christmas Ornament

A slur that references African Americans hanging from a tree; commonly used in a derogatory term.

If you don’t quit stealing, I’m going to turn you into an Alabama Christmas ornament

by Thewordydude September 9, 2025

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

Alabama Skin-Walker

Person eats ass but also gets there ass eaten.

I did the Alabama Skin-Walker down in the wash.

by Goobackcandle January 17, 2025

Alabama Snowball Fight

When at least 2 or more men start jerking off, in an attempt to be the first person to sling cum onto another person.

Hey there Craig, Pull your cock out. We're bout to have an Alabama Snowball Fight.

by Tyrone Biggums Sr January 22, 2025

Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025