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jew

Disgusting, smelly, self-entitled, loser, asswipes that unfortunately live on this Earth. These people try to undermine and take over anyone that will be so foolish to let them. They generally have large noses and work at a bank.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's performance last night?
Friend 2: No, how did it go?
Friend 1: Well she asked the crowd for money, what a stinky jew..
Friend 2: Oh, yeah, what a nasty cunt of a jew..
by niggertruth September 25, 2025
mugGet the jewmug.

Jewing

When you make a funny joke on discord but nobody sobs or skulls it.
Alex was jewing me when she didnt sob my message earlier.
by fvfsddgfgfdsdgsfdgsf April 9, 2025
mugGet the Jewingmug.

Jew

Hym "I can't think of a Jew joke... I actually don't know much about Judaism, now that I think about it... They think they are chosen by God and that wearing a little hat makes a reality monster happy. Ha! Hey, remember when we all sat idly by, butthole aquiver, while a crazy person was about to hammer a bunch of retards to death? *Sigh*😌 Good times.... "
by Hym Iam July 5, 2022
mugGet the Jewmug.

Jew

Hi, I'm a Jew.
by person@person June 26, 2025
mugGet the Jewmug.

Tunnel Jew

New York Jews who make tunnels under New York City. They can be seen emerging from sewer drains in the night and heard by some 1st floor NYC residents.
“Bro I swear I’m not crazy! I can hear Yiddish under my living room floor at night. It has to be the Tunnel Jews.”
by Pet_My_Chia January 20, 2024
mugGet the Tunnel Jewmug.

Jew-Lia

Nice Mad lad. Ginger lamo *dab*
Me: damn Jew-Lia
Jew-Lia: suh
by Poo$$y$mell$ December 14, 2018
mugGet the Jew-Liamug.

Jew-du

Instrumental sorcery produced by Jewish Mystics. I.e. Dessert Dwellers, Kalya Scintilla, etc...
Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.
by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 19, 2017
mugGet the Jew-dumug.

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