cracker bath

she is such a cracker bath
by todez.kapper-slapper January 09, 2023
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Ritz Savory Cracker

A cracker with cheese

A spin-off of Fitz Avery Vacker
I love Ritz Savory Crackers, they are so cheesy.
by DoctorDum42 January 17, 2023
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cracker pack

A group of white people not wearing masks or social distancing during a pandemic.
I saw a cracker pack having a party at their house.
by Cork888 October 07, 2020
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Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum
Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.
by Kümloud January 10, 2021
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Oyster Cracker

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....
by The word of Gawd January 23, 2025
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Porn Crackers

The state of a post-wank tissue that has been left to grow hard, crunchy, and prawn cracker-esque
Looking in his room for the shoes that Carl had borrowed from me, I found the assortment of porn crackers that he’d been leaving under his bed
by Chris fischer April 21, 2022
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porn crackers

Porn crackers! We'll have to edit that out of the magic show.
by philologue August 18, 2011
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