weed stash

The terrible lingering smell of your boyfriends facial hair after he has smoked weed.

Boyfriend: Give me a kiss

Girlfriend: No way you have a weed stash go wash that smell off your face.
Boyfriend: OK :(

by kissmysparkles November 7, 2012

the weed squad

This term is referred to as either snoop dogs gaggle of bitches Or a group of stoners who hide from the police and have unprotected sex all day.

"Man I hate snoop dog he really made the weed squad sound like bitches."

by Tittyspanker47 March 24, 2017

willie weed

the amount of weed smoked by willie nelson

yes im white

"you bring dat willie weed''

by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018

k-weed

Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival

Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?

Obviously dude, stupid question!

by Dahlmer June 29, 2023

weed anus

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

weed sandwich

Australian slang for a hearty joint designed to fill you up.

Sam: Man, I'm a little buzzed, but I'm not quite there yet.
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!

by GAFood December 14, 2018

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019