three

Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.

Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.

Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?

by RedUnderscore September 19, 2023

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sign you do with your hands that means you want to be butt fucked

Dude check it out! Jason’s hold up threes, he must want to be fucked in the ass

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A code-word used to describe someone who fits the description of "punk ass nigga".

Examples of a "three" include but are not limited to:
a fake friend
a front
a bullshitter
a thief
a murderer
a rapist
etc..

"You's a three ass punk ass mowfucka."
"Oh shit, It's Jordan and his clique of threes. Let's rob their bitch asses."

by Tweaker BOY November 28, 2016

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what? what is this? what does this means? - gabe newell
a number gabe newell apparently doesn't likes
reasons are unknown

valve never made a third game of their franchises
its as if they dont know what a three is
we got half-life 1 and 2 but not half-life 3
we got portal 1 and 2 but not portal 3
we got left 4 dead 1 and 2 but not left 4 dead 3
we got dota 1 and 2 but not dota 3
we dont have counter strike 3
we dont have team fortress 3
we definitely won't have an artifact 3
and we dont have day of defeat 3

by stupid gamer January 15, 2019

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