Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex
Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.
by KinkyShitBro November 15, 2017
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Fountain Jewing

When you are using the Soda fountain at a fast-food restaurant and keep refilling the cup as you drink it, all while standing in front of the machine and hogging it.
Fabian: Yo dawg can you stop fountain jewing? You are holding up the line!
Tyler: Sorry man, I'm thirsty.
by FScottFitzgayreld October 01, 2018
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Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.
Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.
by Evil white man April 23, 2019
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Hym "What!? I can't believe it! The JEW thinks that we should have DEI for JEWS and not for thee! The woman thinks that men shouldn't control women... But rather, women and the fat-cocks they fuck should control the men they don't! Wild! Woahwoahwoah, wait! The incest cultists who murdered their own God think the people who aren't in the incest cult should have to do what the Incest-God says? Hold on a second! The determinist thinks that there is a disconnect between the function of AI (in it's reasoning) and the output- Er, wait... That one is actually paradoxical I think... Nevermind, the fat-cock thinks women are selecting based on his personality? No! It isn't paradoxical be the determinist believes that humans don't have a self... Therefore, it doesn't need to be able to do the thing you're suggesting to be what we are Sabine. The AI can be as self-aware as we are... To you... Because that is already what you think about the human mind... Right? You already think the human mind operates the way that the AI is operating... So... It's doing it right."
by Hym Iam April 08, 2025
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jizz jew

Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
“It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 26, 2021
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post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.
Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.
by marcusmaximus June 02, 2024
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