Fingering Disabled Jews

In 1950, L. Ron Hubbard established organizations to manage activities related to his invention of Dianetics; the organizations went bankrupt and Hubbard moved to Arizona where he started Scientology. In 1952, Hubbard established the Hubbard Association of Scientologists (HAS), a secular organization, and in 1953 the first Church of Scientology organization was incorporated in Camden, New Jersey.15: 158 23: 138 The HAS was dissolved and the Hubbard Association of Scientologists International (HASI), a religious fellowship, was established to be the managing umbrella organization over all other organizations.15: 158 In late 1954, Hubbard made the official announcement that Scientology was a religion.15: 218 In 1954, the first Church of Scientology was incorporated in California, which in 1956 was renamed to the Church of Scientology of California.15: 159 That organization was to become the 'mother church' over hundreds of smaller churches and missions of Scientology until 1981 when that status was passed to the Church of Scientology International.23: 270

Beowulf, The Exeter Book, 'Cædmon's Hymn' and The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle of fingering disabled jews.

by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025

The Slippery Jew

One person decides to stick a bag of gold up their backside. Whilst this person is in the process of doing so, the other person oil's up their nose in preparation to go searching for their Jew Gold and take what's theirs.

Janet performed the Slippery Jew with Good ol" Simon.

by TheMotherPlucker October 9, 2021

Jew Klux Klan Fallacy

If you are a jew or black then you are therefore wrong in your argument.

"Your argument is flawed because your jewish" or " Your argument is flawed because your black" therefore it is a Jew Klux Klan Fallacy.

by i9u8y7t6f7tugvbhk April 24, 2025

Jew deal

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal

Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates

Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates

by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024

As a Jew

A self-identifying catch phrase that allows third parties to distinguish Jews willing to meaningfully sacrifice their heritage, identity, and kinfolk all to further a progressive cause directly in opposition to said Jewish Identity. Max Naumann, the leader of the Association of German National Jews, a Jewish organization during Nazi Germany that came out in support of Hitler was the first know case of a Jew saying "As a Jew I support Herr Hitler." Despite their loyalty to Hitler, the group was rejected by Nazis and deemed illegal. Max & other members were sent to concentration camps and their deaths. In effect As a Jew, means that anything following the phrases should be discounted.

"Als Jude unterstütze ich Herrn Hitler und das Gute, das er für Deutschland anstrebt." - Max Naumann's original quotation to the Progressive Jewish Alliance of Germany. It means: "As a Jew, I support Herr Hitler and the good he is going for Germany. "

by Varus58 June 19, 2025

Jew duster

The act of sweeping away a burnt Jews ashes

Person 1: we’re done in the chambers.
Person 2: do you need the Jew duster?

by Bidhdphdyod July 17, 2022

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024