Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 2, 2020

Gay Canadian Jew

One who is Gay, and a Canadian Jew at the same time.

Hey! Look over there, its a Gay Canadian Jew!

by Bolllocks June 30, 2024

tenessee jew

A member of the Nashville elite. (not the football team)

Willy Nelson is a Tenessee Jew.

by Zombie Jegus April 20, 2018

tyler the jew

makes stupid decisons thinks its okay if doesnt get negative feed back. has fat ass. no gel in hair but looks that way. has stupid friends the smart one in school but stupid in the streets. the dad of the group. has big ego at times. due to not smart friends. understandable but he can stand his ground, can be a bitch. jewish. super jewish

omg! its tyler the jew!

by cl0v March 30, 2022

Screwed and jewed

Getting your money stolen after sex

Damn, I got screwed and jewed by a hooker last night.

by KinkyShitBro November 14, 2017

Jew

A terrible person and someone you should hate
Can be used as an insult

Ariel: Hi I'm jewish
Me: ew get out of here you gross jew

As an insult:

Billy: *takes my phone off the charger*
Me: put my phone back on the charger you jew

by Penis Mister November 12, 2025

Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'

Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025