Wet Ass Painting

I used too much water for my painting

Person: why did you usenso much water for your painting?
Me: thats a wet ass painting.

by Coolestpersonintheworld7759 April 13, 2021

Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010

Balls-ass

Adv. A superlative adverb that usually employed in colloquial discourse when expressing exasperation or frustration with a condition or experience.

Dude, it’s balls-ass hot outside.

Man, his girl is balls-ass ugly.

by guroking August 31, 2022

Gay ass

To go looking for LGBTQ action.

We should drive separate because I think she's going to gay ass afterward which I don't think I want to do.

by PeopleLikeUs January 7, 2020

Ass licking

to lick an asshole.

Im gonna go ass licking with Darren. Were gonna lick some donkey asshole!

by Jack_Is_Black May 22, 2023

Muthafucking stupid ass goofy

I only do this because of the mug ad

*Mike falls like a cartoon because he looks down*
Person below: You're a muthafucking stupid ass goofy.

by zuuuuup March 30, 2023

Ass

Ass Assy

:) yeah uh define the word define >:) also an ass is a donkey

by ~ Kitsuni ~ July 17, 2022