Social dick-sucking

Risk-free public sex during shelter-in-place, due to the absence of large public gatherings. Named after social distancing.

Michael and I have been social dick-sucking and it’s great because nobody has called the cops this time

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Dick-a-saurus

A brontosaurus with a 15 meter dick as a neck/head. A perverted scientist man made a solution to bringing back brontosauruses while producing semen. Some got in the mixture and so the brontosaurus had a big cock as a neck. Therefore he named it, the Dick-a-saurus.

Universal Studios is making an X-rated version of Jurassic Park with a brand-new species of dinosaurs known as the Dick-a-saurus.

by Dr Zilla April 12, 2023

Dick rider

Clarence, Eugene Scott Jr

Dick rider : Look at this 0.5 picture

Gc: Cj u gotta stop that shit not good for you

by Neverhavinahk September 20, 2022

dick sucker

someone who is a chamcha of a person they envy because they want to be in a certain group

omg cady herron dont be a dick sucker of regina george!!

by aishakhan78 January 4, 2021

Dick

World has a strange addiction to it . We talk about a 15cm worm (sometimes bigger) . This thing somehow complete all of our gasps.

Love your dick buddy

we do not all have one

by Maybeitsbetterthisway November 21, 2021

Dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is basically dick eating but at the same time a joke that got me laughing overly to much

"why this goof over here dick laughing🤣"
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by IMA FUCK YO MAN BITCH-sexy red January 3, 2024

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014