I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action

This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?

A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

by minh_says_urban March 14, 2025

Crackfaced my teddy

Crackfaced my teddy : Lick my pussy
Suck my dick

1.Person: Ewww you look like a hoe
2.Person:Crackfaced my teddy,bitch!!!

by Big booty but not hoe October 19, 2019

smoke my bowl

The act of sucking a phat dick while the guy is in handstand position and the dick sucker is standing, sucking the phat dick, while also lighting the reciever's butthole hairs on fire. Resembling smoking a heady glass pipe.

Hey Daddy I really wanna smoke your bowl.

OMG! did u hear Sally smoked Dev's bowl last night?? What a baddie!

Hope your bowl is packed phat, I have deep lungs and can hit that all night baby

She said she would smoke my bowl if the dodger won, fucking dodgers!

by Thick Johnson November 2, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Down Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

My wife

A Karen-like bitch that takes your money, kids, car, house, dignity and almost everything in your life!

Virgin: What happened to you?!
Husband: My wife and I got divorced, and took almost everything in my life!
Virgin: LOL! YOU'LL ENDED UP LIKE ME!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 31, 2022

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025