dirty paloma

dirty paloma is a complicated and very complex sexual experience. it includes an intense massage, then all angle penetration.

A dirty paloma initially involves a back massage then quickly devolves with the introduction of Smucker's Goober peanut butter and jelly mix being spread in the nether regions. Two slices of bread are then brought out, and cupping the buttocks and genitals in either slice, the partner screams, "IM A GOOFY GOOBER" at the top of their lungs, until the peanut better and jelly partner cums. It's like basically bdsm.

hahahhaah just had an awwweeesome dirty paloma with ralph. pbsm indeed dawg.

by tuberculosis. April 18, 2022

Dirty-Boner

When you slather your dong in chocolate so that it is lubed better and your spouse agrees to do anal, but when you finish doing it with them, they turn around and turn out to be a guy.

"Oh man, last night was WICKED! I was all ready to go and he pulled a dirty-boner on me!!"

by FatherTy April 18, 2022

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022

Dirty wriggly

When you put a whole pack or wrigglys gum in your mouth to make yourself choke and then getting demarcus to throatfuck you and get the gum all over his pubes

I dirty wriggly'd demarcus the other day

by Shart6969 April 20, 2022

Dirty Roblox

Inviting 3 tyrones to you house and orgy while watching roblox porn (charectors must be men)

I totally dirty robloxed last week

by Shart6969 April 20, 2022

lil dirty skank

lil dirty skank is known as a little girl who goes around fucking gangsters for money

girl 1: "damn, ayva is such a lil dirty skank shes so gross!! shes the school thot omg"
girl 2: "bitchh i know she is u jus got to get used to seeing her fully dressed but naked online thats how girls are these days"

by pancakeface1099 April 20, 2022

dirty edyn

when an armor stand gives you anal. usually done in a threesome.

Person 1- Bro! Something snuck into my house and gave me a dirty edyn! i’m scarred for life.
Person 2- Do you need some lube or something?

by Cherrywastaken April 20, 2022