blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet
corbin blooms my daffodils
by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017
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I love it in my butt

It feels good when its in my butt and I love the feeling when it finishes.
I love it in my butt
by Widsowman April 04, 2024
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Eat my gash

A classy lady's alternative to "suck my dick."
by babzcek December 22, 2017
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hung up on my secretary

Act of having sex with someone's wife or girlfriend.
She cheated on Joe with Jason.

Jason hung up on Joe's secretary.
Joe said, "Jason HUNG UP ON MY SECRETARY".
by TammyTime1991 April 26, 2017
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i love my poops!!!

*yogi walks in*
Sophia: i love my poops!!!
by unfixingclamp98 October 16, 2022
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excuse my french

“excuse my french” is use before or after you swear
Boyfriend: excuse my french this bitch bad

Girlfriend * speechless *
by coochie devour April 30, 2023
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Oh my narshe!

An exclamation that expresses both surprise and pleasure; a combination of the phrases "Oh my God" and "Nice!". The phrase "Oh my tart!" can be used as a substitute, with tart meaning tight (in the sense of cool or sweet).
Person 1: Hey, we have some left over pizza, do you want to get in on this?

Person 2: Oh my narshe!
by musicguy1214 July 14, 2010
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