Father of my Father

being the grandad of Satan.

"Jordan" is the father of my father!

by SatansGranDaddy August 16, 2025

my balls are itchy

When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.

"Hey my balls are itchy"
"Bro, my balls have been feeling itchy"

by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023

rick my balls

A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.

Rick my balls, bitch.

Shut up and rick my balls.

The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.

by GHL Champion December 6, 2013

washed my cup

To wash out ones vagina using the seman from one mans penis while viewing Digital Spy

Oh man, last night I got drunk and "washed my cup" with my girlfriend while she "mowed the lawn" all over me. She even got her friend involved and between us, we all "said hello to the local firemen".

Awesome night out.

by DSers September 28, 2008

Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

my 3s

Experiencing a moment where 3 alike show up or in 3 separate moments in that day.

Corbin Smidzik in my ears.
Corbin Smidzik pulling outta a drive way.
Corbin Smidzik in front of Mickey D's.

"Are you my 3s? Or are you here to complete your mission?"

by MaryPrimac666_Ɛx3 July 18, 2024

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017