salisbury dick

Good/appealing dick

Yo, I was playing around in bed with my homie the other night, no homo, when he pulled out his salisbury dick. Like damn that thing meaty.

by realdude4568789 October 11, 2020

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 17, 2018

Sandpaper Dick

When a mans dick is so hard and rough and the Woman’s pussy is so dry that it feels like sandpaper going in and out.

“Your dicks sandpaper and not just the tip”

“His Sandpaper Dick is out of control”

by youreabitchandimcomingbackhoe January 6, 2019

bag of dicks

someone who is just being a bag of dicks, rude, an ass, confusing, a penis wrinkle, etc.

brooke’s ex bf was being a bag of dicks after the “break”

by cwfortheboyz August 7, 2019

NYC dick

When you’re sexually assaulted by a New Yorker, specifically a male.

Husband: “What do you mean you became infertile? How did that happen?”

Wife: “I GOT SUMMA DAT NYC DICK”

by Brrrring brrrring February 2, 2024

jimmy dean fat dick

Jimmy Dean makes big sausages, so some one with a Jimmy Dean fat dick has a fat dick.

Juan Pablo has a Jimmy Dean fat dick!

by Juan Pablo Jenkins cox November 14, 2019

slut dick

when a man can’t help but stimulate his dick

he just wouldn’t stop he has such a slut dick 😫💕

by yerdad December 6, 2021