My G

The name given to Jonty of sheffield as a term of endearment from his friends

Whats up My G

by My G supporter November 23, 2021

My partner, Jesus

A bottom

My partner, Jesus, is a bottom

by PPAP_with_big_pp November 22, 2021

《¤》I 《¤》Stretch《¤》My《¤》Racieru《¤》As《¤》Far《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Eyesu《¤》Could《¤》See《¤》

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《¤》I 《¤》Stretch《¤》My《¤》Racieru《¤》As《¤》Far《¤》As《¤》The《¤》Eyesu《¤》Could《¤》See《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016

Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

My penis

The smallest thing on the fucking earth

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant

by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021

You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.

Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023