by Crasherfunkey July 20, 2025

The act of boiling a kettle, opening it as it's boiling, taking ones trousers down to the ankle level, spreading ones butt cheeks and sitting on top of the kettle. When the water is at optimum temperature and steam is rising, let steam trickle into the sphincter. This will help a lot with your dire constipation.
For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
For sexual act pour fecal water into anus of anal companion...
by EltonJohnReanalised March 13, 2024

Cormac is the greatest, most popular, most beautiful, most accomplished, most fattest ass, abstract photographer in the world
Cormac W.: Yo yo look at this
*whips his phone out and takes an immaculate close-up photo with flash*
Erykah Badu's Boyfriend: OMG look at that FAAAAATTTTT Ass, but would never cheat on my bae
*whips his phone out and takes an immaculate close-up photo with flash*
Erykah Badu's Boyfriend: OMG look at that FAAAAATTTTT Ass, but would never cheat on my bae
by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024

the bestest boy. the perfect one. the one who is so nice and will be friends with everyone. the one who is so attractive. the one who gets all the girls and his friend MickeyC gets jealous bc he knows carter is better looking than him. the one who cares ab you. the one who would do anything for you. the one who is the bestest boy to you. the one who is the closest to perfect. the one who is loved and liked by everyone. the sporty one. the one who loves u and cures ur depression and sadness. the one whose name is carter w.
by 123rando456 October 28, 2020

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Jake w
by KB112KB113 February 5, 2022
