matty woods

A big stinky ginger

That guy is pure matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017

The Rule of Woods

If you see an extremely racist reply on Twitter and then click on the profile of the person who made the racist reply, you will see a James Wood retweet within the first three (3) tweets on the timeline. This is known as the 'rule of woods'.

The Rule of Woods - "look!" a racist remark, scrolls down, finds a James Woods retweet.

by Adi_Zu April 14, 2020

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family

i wee wood!

by CHOOCJIE March 4, 2022

lay some wood

To beat up on someone;

The Falcons scored again on the Seahawks, they know how to lay some wood.

by TLKay January 14, 2017

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

lesley woods

Beautifle
Kind
Mother
Loveing
Scouser
Legend

Dont mess around with Lesley woods she's truly powerful

by X_Beautifle_Madisyn_X May 16, 2018