wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

Wet ganja

smoking in the bath

I was so stressed the week of my finals so i decided to experience Wet Ganja.

by The king of wet ganja May 8, 2010

wet twat

1. A Squirt-Magnet is anyone a woman finds so hot she creams upon sighting.

2. A fabled electronic device which can cause one to climax by simply pointing at the genitals.

3. the opposite of a gerald-leg-ripper(Any highly unappealing individual).

Your mother has an extremely wet twat whenever she sees me.

by Jenn Hathenway May 24, 2008

Wet Dilbert

A new form of a "Wet Willy". Where someone spits into your ear while your in your cubicle at work. In this case you would usually dry your ear out with your tie.

Dilbert: Goddamnit, Mordac just spit in my ear across the southeastern cubicle near the window.

Dogbert: Wet Dilbert!

by res_fiction September 15, 2009

wet the dorito

a game in which a group of guys stand in a circle and masturbate onto a dorito. the last one the ejaculate on it has to eat it.

guy 1 "im bored and horny"
guy 2 "lets play wet the dorito"
guy 3 "thats a most excellant idea!"

by qacko2626 November 18, 2010

Wet Willette

When a guy is getting a blow job and pulls out of the girls mouth prior to ejaculating. He the puts his willie into her ear and blows his load.

"Matt you are awesome! You just gave that girl a Wet Willette."

by Gulf Coast Misfit October 30, 2011

Wet burrito

When a man puts his penis inside a mensturating vagg hole, then pulls the bloody cock out and proceeds to put it in her mouth.

My girl was being a bitchy on her rag so I gave that slut a wet burrito.

by heretic555666 June 19, 2009