Weed

Bedtime Gummies

Mom can I get some weed? Of course honey

by ItzLilChoppa October 13, 2021

Weed

I could give a definition but I’ll just break it down it’s a herb that’s dried

Cuz I need some weed of foenem

by Gif Gug November 22, 2020

Dick Weed

The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more

I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!

by SaviSunflower August 17, 2016

Weed knight

a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized

John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"

by NickPikk August 18, 2023

The Guatemalan Weed Wacker

Inserting a string of jalapeños connected by dental floss or string into someone's anus and then yanking them out while making engine sounds.

I gave that bitch the guatemalan weed wacker last night bro!

by cruxiql July 2, 2025

WEED

Your mom likes it

Mmmmmm WEED

by Dino nuggie 420 July 23, 2021

holy weed

The process of ripping a page out of the Bible and rolling it into a blunt.

Did you see what Blake did at that party? Yeah man he must have smoked some holy weed.

by Ruen March 14, 2017