turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

by scodder April 9, 2010

turtle

1. a) (verb) To drive abnormally below (at least 10 k/mph) the posted speed limits, even under ideal driving conditions.

b) To drive slower than conditions say would be safe.

2. (noun) A person who commits 1a or 1b; An asshole who drives ridiculously slowly during rush hour, holding up traffic, and pissing commuters off.

Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind some turtle turtling her way down the expressway.

by Nunuv Yabizness January 26, 2011

Turtle

Verb

The sexual act of repeatedly inserting and removing only the head of the penis without inserting the shaft.

Tom totally turtled my ass last night.

by Free Nerdity January 7, 2012

TurtleBunny

Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.

"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"

by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012

Turtle

A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!

The turtle walk slowly across the street.

by SexyMan12271 November 5, 2013

Turtle

A form of cuddling in which one person lays flat on his/her stomach and their cuddle buddy straddles his/her back like a turtle shell.

"Babe, wanna turtle?"

"Turtle me!"

by tinkerbish August 22, 2014

turtle undercover

When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle

Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover

Turtle: shut up

by شمسية January 2, 2015