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dick turtle 

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
dick turtle by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017

Relationship Turtle 

a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
Damn Steve could get mad bitches too bad he is stuck in a Relationship Turtle.

atomic turtle

Atomic Turtle is a league of legends player known for Yasuo, he plays on the server eune and has been recognized for being one of the best Yasuo's in his elo.
That guys Yasuo is so Atomic Turtle

Is that Atomic Turtle?

helpless turtle 

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night
helpless turtle by Luxemo January 5, 2018

Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”

Dead Turtle 

A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
Dead Turtle by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017