Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.

Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.

by thalia_ August 20, 2022

turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now

"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"

by L Pea-lunk November 28, 2009

Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010

Winking Turtle

When you flash someone while flaccid.

"Hey baby, wanna see my winking turtle?"

by Dzntz69 April 18, 2024

helpless turtle

When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up

Bro I got fucking helpless turtled last night

by Luxemo January 5, 2018

Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet

Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris

by 1234567898754321 June 6, 2018

turtle

n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage

It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.

by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011