Ninja Turtle
Ninja Turtle by WhyYouAlwaysLyinOMG March 24, 2017
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dick turtle
When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
dick turtle by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017
Related Words
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Relationship Turtle
a long period of time in which a person dose not express a want for a relationship and remains like a turtle within its shell.
Relationship Turtle by Daddystalin August 4, 2017
atomic turtle
Atomic Turtle is a league of legends player known for Yasuo, he plays on the server eune and has been recognized for being one of the best Yasuo's in his elo.
atomic turtle by ThatOneCommunistGuy October 22, 2017
helpless turtle
When your girl decides to be dominant as fuck and she sits on you while you're on your back so you can't get up
helpless turtle by Luxemo January 5, 2018
Acoustic turtle
Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”
Acoustic turtle by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017
Dead Turtle
A term used to describe someone you know who always loses arguments or someone who acts similar to an acoustic turtle but not as acoustic.
Person 1: “Dude I don’t always lose arguments.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
Person 2: “You lose so many arguments that you’re a dead turtle.”
Dead Turtle by Totally not Eric_Bob November 12, 2017