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Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
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Salad bowl

The bowl of your asshole for your tongue to swirl around be for entering the hole
Jackie tossed Camryn’s Salad bowl before the beads entered
by PimpdaddyD69 February 7, 2025
mugGet the Salad bowlmug.

Salad

Not Adrian
by wetoatmeal December 15, 2022
mugGet the Saladmug.

Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser
by Flashkk October 4, 2020
mugGet the Salad tendermug.

Salad Shooter

Gotta go spray the old salad shooter!
mugGet the Salad Shootermug.

Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.
Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad
by GuyFawks April 24, 2017
mugGet the Toronto Saladmug.

Cunt salad

"She smells like a cunt salad"
*pokes eye* *ow, cunt salad!"
by Eikoxo April 3, 2025
mugGet the Cunt saladmug.

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