Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.

For our annual I made him a blood salad.

by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016

meatball salad

A meatball salad occurs when you tuck your balls back and they lick your balls and your asshole at the same time.

After dinner, Charlene asked for a meatball salad. I've never had one but she claims to enjoy them regularly and its a dish to die for.

by Dr Salad January 31, 2021

snoozer salad

To get your salad tossed whilst sleeping.

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.

by Kolden101 February 26, 2021

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

Salad

A dish eaten by only the gayest of men.

"Bro, your eating a salad, you must be gay"

"Your actually so gay, you must eat salad bro"

by upamecano October 26, 2019

Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”

I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!

by KitVixen April 8, 2019

Sweep Salad

When you sweep someone in a series of 2k so badly, they are forced to eat a salad for the entire week.

Erlind hit Nic with the sweep salad after Erlind’s Knicks swept Nic’s warriors in 4 games.

by Slangleewang August 3, 2024