Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

Salad bowl

The bowl of your asshole for your tongue to swirl around be for entering the hole

Jackie tossed Camryn’s Salad bowl before the beads entered

by PimpdaddyD69 February 7, 2025

Salad

Not Adrian

Adrian is not a salad

by wetoatmeal December 15, 2022

Salad tender

Someone who doesn’t wanna be called a salad tosser

Curtis is a salad tender

by Flashkk October 4, 2020

Salad Shooter

A butt hole

Gotta go spray the old salad shooter!

by 50quintillionnanoyearminutes August 9, 2020

Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.

Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad

by GuyFawks April 24, 2017

Cunt salad

An iceberg salad filled with vagina

"She smells like a cunt salad"
*pokes eye* *ow, cunt salad!"

by Eikoxo April 3, 2025