Shit titty fucker

An extremly fun phrase to say. It can be used in many ways as it does not have a real definition. It can be something you call someone, or just a random exclamation.

1) a. Hey there Shit Titty Fucker!
b. Ahh! You're such a Shit Titty Fucker

2) a. (gets hit) Ow! Shit titty fucker!!!

by JamalJJames March 3, 2011

Jumper Cable Titties

Small breast’s that allow one to place an index finger and thumb on a nipple during sex, preferably one at a time (black and red) so as not caused an unexpected ‘spark’.

That bitch i fucked last night had jumper cable titties.

by Snoke September 27, 2019

Titty Suckin Fun

Having so much fun, one wants to suck on a titty..

"Hey, What's good dude?"
Dude- "Nothing much man, are we still going to that party?"
"...Yeah, I heard that shit was gonna be titty suckin fun."

by White Boy Black January 16, 2013

shut up titty

Can be used as a replacement for "Shut the fuck up!"
or to tell someone with ginormous tits to shut up.

"Damn, look at all that snow. SHUT UP TITTY."

(to a large breasted woman) "SHUT UP TITTY!"

by forcefed January 7, 2008

fall on some titties

When you smokin blunt after blunt after blunt and you just want some titties

Homeless guy: "Hey you guy's got something planned for tonight?"
Dude: ""Yeah, imma smoke this shit and fall on some titties."

by blackdudeatconveniencestore69 March 22, 2015

machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.

My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.

by plow girl May 24, 2014

Diabetes Titties

When someone has large breasts due to being overweight.

Dude, that guy is so fat he has Diabetes Titties.

by dickhole23 December 23, 2011