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cat shit

a small shit, much like that of a cat's.
person 1: Man, I take like tiny shits.
person 2: Haha, you take like little cat shits.
by tyrotoxism August 14, 2010
mugGet the cat shitmug.

shit kicked in

Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.
Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.

Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?
by jonasthegreat July 30, 2006
mugGet the shit kicked inmug.

no shit sherlock

A very sarcastic way of saying: obviosly.
(Sherlock Holmes was a detective in a classic series of books.)
Holy crap! You have a trampoline?

No shit sherlock!
by colonel klink May 13, 2005
mugGet the no shit sherlockmug.

shit gnomes

little sadistic gnomes who after a night of hard drinking and partying sneak into your room and defecate in your mouth while you are sleeping. Occasionally they will hide your keys or cell phone as well.
Jim: I am totally hung-over and my mouth tastes like ass.
Jeffrey: Me too Jim. Looks like the shit gnomes were out last night
by boxcar May 17, 2007
mugGet the shit gnomesmug.

shit freckles

Little bits of shit (feces) that get stuck to your ass (or elsewhere on your body) that could possibly be mistaken for freckles, but upon closer inspection are revealed to be "shit freckles".
At first I thought that Mary had a nice freckly ass, but upon closer examination I saw that her ass was just covered with a bunch of nasty shit freckles!
by Shit_4_Brains July 3, 2007
mugGet the shit frecklesmug.

A piece of shit

1. An annoying and apparently retarded individual who often only succeeds at irritating the people around him/her.

2. Some very smelly thing which usually comes out the back end of all living creatures.
Anybody with low self-esteem, and a tendancy to ruin other people's fortunes as a result, is a piece of shit.
by The_One_who_wins January 27, 2012
mugGet the A piece of shitmug.

shit is bananas

A term coined in Gwen Stefani's fun track 'Holler back girl'.
by Shikuanne August 1, 2008
mugGet the shit is bananasmug.

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