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Dream Stan

Person 1: Im a Dream Stan
Person 2: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU OVERGROWN FETUS
by Jeff Guest June 21, 2022
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Lost dreams and tea

The one-day's, the maybe's, the I-hope's, the imaginary-future-game's, the can't-wait's, and the we-should's.

The Ghost of life itself wondering up and down your hallway humming a sweet sad song, reminding you of the opaque alternative you refused to nurture and cherish.

It's the words of comfort from others that unknowingly stab at your sense of solitude. It's the progression of comfort you provide yourself to reject pity. It's convincing yourself you're better off to avoid the pain of accepting your misdemeanors.

P1: there's plenty of fish in the sea, you've just gotta get back out there
P2: I'm better off alone, I have freedom, I can do whatever I want, and I have so much more time and money now.
P1: you'll change your mind, someone else will come when you least expect it and sweep you off your feet.
I live out my days on lost dreams and tea, but if I am not mad, then who else will I be?
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 3, 2023
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Dream Cheese

A 'cheese' resulting from a wet dream and then proceeding to not shower or bathe for the following day
"Eric, Why do you smell like dream cheese?!"
by Callon Kelliano October 7, 2011
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Dream stans

They're either Lesbians with multicoloured hair or virgins who are unable to get their hole.
Dream stans are one of the lowest forms of life
by UltimateDoge September 12, 2022
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Dream-jerker

Someone who lucid dreams but only jerks off or has sex
Jonas is a dream-jerker
by Internet duck November 4, 2022
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Dream

SUCK IT GREEN BOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Wilbur spot said to referencing to dream
by Dweeeeeeeeeem November 15, 2021
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Dream cake

My girl is such a dream cake, I love her more than anything in the world.
by Cakez May 13, 2023
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