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Kjer Bear

The bears that cause ghonerrhea. They do not taste like bears.
My mother asked me for a kjer bear but all i could give her was some mayonnaise.
by Levinson August 26, 2003
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BIG BEAR

A gentalman who is gallant, affectionate, Romantic in his own way, Caring, smart, handsome, courageous, strong-willed, unique in his own being, loyal, faithful, honorable, you can love this man deep, and as big as the ocean it itself, you would go beyond the ends of the earth, for this man's understanding, he is true to his word, he understands almost everything, a working man, a man of heart, fierce in his own way, a protector,

He nurtures, his very presence makes you want to kiss him with passion, he kisses your forehead, hugs tightly not wanting to let go, you want to keep him, he is you first eye to eye, the one, and only, you can call anytime just to hear him, or ask how he is doing, he will pick when the phone rings, he has so much mind, heart and soul, and is to cherished, never taken for granted, he is a treasure, the man of your dreams, your desire, your love, your whole being, and no matter what you go through you will be there for him, as he will for you, and he knows this, a Big Bear, to honey is a purrfect combination, the two collide together at the heart, and soul. Sweetness of taste. You can not go wrong with this person, or honey of course!. The one and only, the love of your life, your whole being, the one you confide in, your soulmate, a husband, meant to be, you can always smile, sit in silence with this person looking at the starts. A wonderful man. Grown, with will.
by KgK9009 June 26, 2018
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Pooh Bear

The act of including honey during sex, particularly the act of eating ass. Honey is squirted into the ass, and the other member eats the honey, similarly to Pooh Bear eating honey from a jar. It is best performed as similarly to Pooh Bear, who eats honey by shoving his entire nose and mouth into the jar.
My girl and I got frisky in the kitchen last night; one thing led to another, and before I knew it she was sitting on my face and honey was dripping onto my nose. I opened my mouth to say something and my tongue slipped in, man... I Pooh Bear'd her!
by QueenAndPeasant September 28, 2017
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Grolar Bear

A Grolar Bear is a hybrid between a male grizzly bear and a female polar bear. Oddly enough, grizzly/polar hybrids are segregated names, see Pizzly Bear for the opposite
Guy: “Wow, look over there Steve it’s a Grolar Bear! Those things are rare!

Steve: “Wait isn’t that a Pizzly Bear?”
by DrAccius August 24, 2021
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bear turd

a large or "fat" nugget of marijuana, usually hydroponically grown.
Holy shit bobby where did you get that fuckin bear turd? Let's roll that bad boy up. I bet we could get 4 or 5 jibby jabby's out of that
by tarballs September 20, 2006
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bear week

Another word for the week where someone menstruates/begins the period bleed. It is called bear week because you often feel like an irritated grizzly bear that wants to be left alone.
Person A: Oh no, bear week just started.

Person B: Good thing you brought tampons with you!
by TeddytheImpaler April 10, 2020
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Solar Bear

"That's a really bright polar bear!"
"Nah dude, that's a solar bear."
"Shit."
by The beast master 2 April 7, 2010
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