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matty woods

by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017
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Wood Rolled

Much like getting Rick Rolled, getting Wood Rolled is when someone clicks an unsuspecting link only to be greeted by a large seated black man (Mr. Wood), and his penis which is the size of a 3rd leg, dangling between his legs. This is used most effectively during the Covid-19 outbreak of 2020.
Friend 1: Hi Friend 2! Take a look these new numbers about the Coronavirus! Click this link.
Friend 2: 'clicks link'. Sees Mr. Wood and his giant 3rd leg. "Come on man! Why'd you have to Wood Roll me like that? I'm at work!
Friend 1: You're just been Wood Rolled!
by Coronakid2020 April 6, 2020
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Wood Wrestling

We run D-12. The most savage gang out there. The Dub Squad. The hardest part of other teams workouts is just our warm up. We win the district and PCL tournaments almost every year.
Anyone at the same tournament as Wood Wrestling: “look at those wood kids do they ever smile”
Someone who over heard them: “ no they are murders. Hopefully you won’t have to wrestle one of them
by Billyg1010 June 27, 2018
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Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.
Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?
by Woody People November 24, 2021
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Tiger Woods

The act of pegging you significant other with a 6 iron, then proceed to run over them in a golf cart while yelling "HOLE IN ONE!"
"yo I just heard David did a Tiger Woods on Meghan!"
by lamberman6 September 20, 2021
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Josh wood

The act of getting ur green cock out and making the girl in the versinaty cry
Corin was dropping loads game until he josh wooded her and she got her dad to pick her up
by Localmilf9 August 11, 2022
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Wood

What trees are made out of

What else wood wood mean?
Trees are made of wood

People cut down trees for the wood to make houses and furniture
by Asadefa August 29, 2021
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