Uncle Kirky

A man with 5 nephews and abuses them everyday

Stop, Uncle Kirky

by Joanna urmom May 18, 2022

Uncle Tom Boy

An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.

She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.

by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022

Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

by Diddler May 28, 2022

Uncle Berry

The act of shutting yourself after a night of binge drinking and Taco Bell.

Damn, he went and pulled an uncle berry.

by ChuggyB May 30, 2022

Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021

Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

by S.bkk December 21, 2021

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021