geeked as fuck

to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.

"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"

or

"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"

by The Infamous One August 28, 2007

zipless fuck

A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.

Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with a woman (or man) and without further ado proceedeing to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your seperate ways, never to meet again.

by proud2deviate January 19, 2004

Fuck-Knuckle

Brick-like intellegence coupled with new levels of arse-holiness.

My boss is a real fuck-knuckle

by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003

Hawk Fuck

What you call someone when you're upset about someone trying to spit game to girls.

Mark: Look at that dude, he's been mackin' on the chick I've been tryin' to bang all night! He's such a Hawk Fuck!!

by ^V^V<><>abstart November 29, 2011

Baton Fucking

Fucking while pouring (in the anus or vagina) concrete with steel bars for reinforcement

I destroyed Jenny's anus while baton fucking her last night

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Destination Fucked

A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason

Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!

by Double R Bar Burger November 29, 2018

Lazy Fuckness

Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.

"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"

by Rachv1016 March 11, 2010