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big bag of dumb

used to describe a stupid situation or object
"Dave called in sick and you have to work a double? That's a big bag of dumb!"
by KDHinSTL August 7, 2008
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dumb

dumb or shall thy say hunter pfeifer
by Penjschildprodigt November 7, 2018
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Dumb poir

A "dumb poir" is someone who will give u money if u call them a "dumb poir" they are also poor
dixiedamelio told charlidamelio, "stfu dumb poir"
Charlidamelio replied, "fine ill give u money dumbo"
by Bacon#2385 September 11, 2021
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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relatively dumb bitch

a person who may or may not be acting like a bitch relative to the person assessing said bitch.
"She is such a dumb bitch!"

"Well, not really, because being a bitch is relative. Relative bitch. Relative asshole. Relative abuse. It's all relative."

"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
by Chris Noel July 31, 2020
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DUMB ASS

Being a dumb ass is to do something against what your COMMON SENSE would tell you to do
Using “Za warudo” in front of the smartest crusader. NOW JOSEPH KNOWS YOU HAVE TIME STOP DUMB ASS. kakyoin will send a message to him and you. will. die. dio.
by NotAJJBAfan February 24, 2021
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Dumb bitch

Guy 1: Hey you see that Dumb bitch over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, i see her,why?
Guy 3: She's the same one who told Cody off for talking to her friend Gabby.
by anonymous December 4, 2020
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