carrot top

where you rent a hotel room with a girl upon entering you get on all fours and she goes from behind. she sucks your dick from behind and when you jizz you fart in her face.

In order to finish off a relationship going sour i suggest you give her the carrot top

by mitch cumstine June 24, 2009

Sloppy Top On the Rocks

Getting your dick sucked and/or Licked with your balls included.

I offered this guy at the club last night a Sloppy Top On the Rocks.

by I_enV_no1 November 28, 2009

Top Button Swag

When someone has all of their buttons done up on a polo shirt and it looks nice/good.

Person 1 - "Whoah, Lydia has all her buttons done up on her polo shirt, it looks really nice."
Person 2 - "She has top button swag obviously."

by chexxa November 26, 2011

Top-rated motherfucker

The person that, in each Urban Dictionary word or phrase, is featured as the top definition thanks to the popular votes he or she has received.

A Pink Floyd Fan is someone who likes Pink Floyd music, INCLUDING The Wall, for it doesn't mean that it is bad solely because it is popular, you top-rated motherfucker.

by Bryianzum March 21, 2009

glossy top coat

The clear top coat after painting your nails

I've just painted my nails now I'm gonna add a glossy top coat 🌮

by Kaci1423 August 13, 2017

top eight status

A myspace term, much like the "away message status", top eight status is when you become so important to a person, that this Myspace user will put you on his/her list of "Top Eight," (Your Top Eight is visible to anyone that accesses your page)

David: Dude, I think Tracie is starting to like me.

Jesse: Bullshit man, she wouldn't give your ass the time of day.

David: No... Forreal, she put me on her top eight

Jesse: No way! You already got Top Eight status? Damn... she definitely wants your dick.

by Gruby21 July 16, 2008

playing on your top

messing with you. playing you.

ahhhh he called you ugly. he most definitely playing on your top

by sjpky January 17, 2018