Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.

I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

Text you

Often used as an expression to meet up with friends.

Text you at fivish!

by Bilbock September 10, 2022

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

This Text Is Being Read Aloud

This text is being read aloud is the audio check for R.I.S.E. testing. People will usually change the pitch and the speed of "This text is being read aloud" in an attempt to humor themselves before the fucking test. If you looked this up, you're probably either starting R.I.S.E soon and want to entertain yourself before, or you just ended it and don't know what the hell to do right now.

Janet: I just finished the R.I.S.E. test and I have no idea what to do so I'll just look up This Text Is Being Read Aloud on Urban Dictionary
Sam: Ur stupid

by urmom.com72 May 3, 2022

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Text and dine

When you indulge in texting/using phone while having dinner with your family. Your Asian mother would hit you with a pan or slap you in the face.

Azra, why do you always text and dine?

by AdilShah September 18, 2022