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Mexican Torture Stick 

An alternative name for a shovel.

The name derives from the fact that Mexicans in the USA often do laborious jobs requiring use of a shovel. Like construction, gardening, road building, or farming.

Why?
A) Many Americans are too fuckin' lazy/fat to do said jobs.
B) The aforementioned Mexicans are (most likely) illegal immigrants.
"Dude, I'm exhausted. I spent all day on the bad end of a Mexican Torture Stick."

"Amigo sure can work that Mexican Torture Stick!"

"Some crackhead tried to rob me, so I whacked him on the head with a Mexican Torture Stick."

shit up a stick 

To perform a very difficult or precarious task.
"Shit up a stick! My wife wants these 10,000 Christmas lights hung by tomorrow."
shit up a stick by siamesersgp December 23, 2011

Raging Fuck Stick (RFS) 

Someone who is a complete self-centered a$$hole.
My friend Camilo sure is a Raging Fuck Stick (RFS) when he brags about all of the important things he has done at work. We all know he just draws pictures of cars and no one is impressed.
Raging Fuck Stick (RFS) by Pardo_RFS December 17, 2013

burn on that stick 

1. a phrase to insult someone intensely, equivalent to "go fuck yourself" or "drop dead"

2. a phrase to add emphasis on insulting a person, equivalent to "burn" or "salted" or "dissed"
Gertrude: Bertha, your hair is looking mighty greasy today.
Bertha: Burn on that stick, Gertrude!

"Ooh he just burned on your stick!"

"Burn on that stick, homes!"
burn on that stick by dinsters November 27, 2017

Anal pritt stick 

When someone intentionally proplapses their anus and uses the now dangling anus to provide sexual pleasure to their partner by rubbing it in a "pritt stick motion" on their genitals
Cameron desperately wanted to try the anal pritt stick and who was I to deny him it ?
Anal pritt stick by Dr daddy January 30, 2018

Jesus on a stick 

a weird food they sell at the Korean Presbyterian church down the street
Dude have you had the Jesus on a stick?
yeah man it tastes pretty good