Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.

Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.

by dingleningle October 27, 2012

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

russian botox

Russian botox is when somebody punches you in the face and your lips get swelled for the next few days. Those with it should be proud to have it.

- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yes, he got into a fight yesterday at a bar.
- What a madlad, I wish I could have it

by tolnickser January 3, 2021

russian gangbang

When your having a fucking good time with a petit chick and you cum in her eyes.

dude me and auzhwitz had such a good time russian gangbanging that ass

by ifimhonestmaybewearebetteroff November 25, 2021

The russians did it.

An answer for all your misbehaviour and failure. The upgrade is spelled Putin did it.

Mom: Who broke my vase?
Son: The russians did it.

Teacher: Where is your homework Brian.
Brian: I would tell you my dog ate it but I haven't a dog. So Putin stole it with a group of hacker and manipulated it.

by Putin_himself December 21, 2016

russian whirlpool

a sex position where a male spins with his dick in a females ass and spins like a helicopter

dang she's hot im gonna give her a russian whirlpool

by anthonycuch4 August 2, 2017

russian proposal

A legendary technique to propose someone in such a way that, regardless of what their answer is you both will spend the rest of your life together.
To perform this you need a grenade and a ring
if they say "yes": give them the ring
if they say "no": pull the ring of grenade and hand it to her

Man 1: So how will you propose her
Man 2: There is a way to propose her in a way that will 100% work, its called russian proposal

by sukkon September 29, 2022