Mid ring

Dude 1: You know that game Mid ring?

Dude 2: Oh you mean Elden Ring, yeah what about it.

Dude 1: It's a copy and paste of dark souls 3, but there's one new move, jump.

Dude 2: Mid Ring...

"Mid Ring sucks so bad, I rated it -0/10, and refunded it."

by fatmanfullofhate April 10, 2022

Ring burner shit

A liquid shit that after shitting feels like a spent rocket

Just had a ring burner shit in the Taco Bell bathroom

by anonymous January 13, 2022

three ring circus

The American political system.

We'll never get that bill through the three ring circus as long as Congress and the President disagrees!

by bacodetaco January 24, 2024

bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Ring Card

A term used for a person or persons who marry to escape the soul sucking nightmare of a singles ward.

"She is marrying him!? She is just doing it for the ring card."

by jambonsec April 21, 2015

the red ring of awesomeness

If your chick chick likes to leave red lipstick around your badonkadonk/throb rod then you are awesome.

Dude Marty just came home with the red ring of awesomeness.

Whoa bro what tha fuk??

Ooohh, he told me ha

Touche

Toosh

Indeed

Mmmmmm....

by claffard727 August 7, 2010

Ring 2

A JToH area, which comes after Ring 1. Has harder towers.

Person 1: So, I hear you got to Ring 2 already!
Person 2: Yup! But these towers seem pretty hard.

by blahblahblah12521 April 25, 2024